Tommy Chong sheds some light on the Paris jail story

I Like Turtles!

Oh Daddy!

Dad Beats Up Kid At School

Evolution Of An Internet Sensation

Paris Is Not News

Good Cop, Baby Cop

Global Warming Result

Police Chase. Ouch!

Coulter Plays Hardball

Japanese Bruce Willis

Optimus Prime Voice Changer Helmet

Currently for sale at Amazon.com.
Darth Vader has nothing on this voice changing helmet. While Darth's mask is limited to speaking like James Earl Jones, this helmet from Hasbro modifies your own voice to make it sound like a robotic transformer. At the touch of a button you can channel the Autobot leader's own voice to make the helmet say various catch phrases. And lastly, through the touch of another button you can emit the unique sound of an actual transformer transformation.

The Royal Fart

Jesus Christ The Musical

Gay Black Jewish Klansmen

For Tolerance And Understanding

Yum

Talking Dogs

Cute talking dogs

Things that are difficult to say: When you're Drunk

Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

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Things That Are VERY Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

British Constitution
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Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE To Say When You're Drunk

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more alcohol for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
You're right, I can't jump over that table!

Cat Eats With Fork

Simply amazing.

World's Biggest Tongue

What Is Heaven?

Marijuana Overdose?

Hahaha

How well Do You Know The Simpsons?

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He can't sing

Enrique Iglesias is not a good singer after all! - Watch more free videosI think I sing better than Enrique Iglesias

Britains Got Talent

Phone Salesman Amazes Crowd - Watch more free videosPhone Salesman amazes judges and audience with his talent.

How To Escape a Fart

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banned in the US commercial

Are You Gay?

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Hazardous Material Data Sheet

I think he needs help

Funny Classified Ads

Actual Newspaper Headline

Eye Drops off Shelf

Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

Deer Kill 17,000

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire

British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

Air Head Fired

Steals Clock, Faces Time

Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction

Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

Include your Children when Baking Cookies

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

The Worst Album Covers

Live Octopus Tentacles

Eeewww

Modest Mouse Video Animated On 4133 Kinko's Photocopies

hand-made Modest Mouse video by Max Tyrie
"Myself and a couple have friends have entered the above into the Modest Mouse video competition. Using green screen footage provided by the band we cut a simple music video. We then degraded the images and printed out each frame sequentially. (all 4133 of them) We then nailed each "shot" of 50-100 posters to various structures and posts. Then using a digital SLR camera with a long exposure we frame by frame shot each poster. Oh, and theres a little video projection (again, frame by frame on the SLR) just to mix it up. There is no compositing, no shortcuts, just lots of blood, sweat and tears, and a huge Kinkos bill!" -Max Tyrie

Dog Porn

Cats Listening to Music

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Emergency Room

I don't think this guy will make it out alive.

POOR old Hillary Clinton - let down by a logo.

Bush Surgeon Gen. Nominee Runs Program to "Cure" Gay

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