Tommy Chong sheds some light on the Paris jail story

I Like Turtles!

Oh Daddy!

Dad Beats Up Kid At School

Evolution Of An Internet Sensation

Paris Is Not News

Good Cop, Baby Cop

Global Warming Result

Police Chase. Ouch!

Coulter Plays Hardball

Japanese Bruce Willis

Optimus Prime Voice Changer Helmet

Currently for sale at Amazon.com.
Darth Vader has nothing on this voice changing helmet. While Darth's mask is limited to speaking like James Earl Jones, this helmet from Hasbro modifies your own voice to make it sound like a robotic transformer. At the touch of a button you can channel the Autobot leader's own voice to make the helmet say various catch phrases. And lastly, through the touch of another button you can emit the unique sound of an actual transformer transformation.

The Royal Fart

Jesus Christ The Musical

Gay Black Jewish Klansmen

For Tolerance And Understanding

Yum

Talking Dogs

Cute talking dogs

Things that are difficult to say: When you're Drunk

Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

Cinnamon
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation


Things That Are VERY Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

British Constitution
Loquacious Transubstantiate
Passive-aggressive disorder
Specificity


Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE To Say When You're Drunk

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more alcohol for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
You're right, I can't jump over that table!

Cat Eats With Fork

Simply amazing.

World's Biggest Tongue

What Is Heaven?