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Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Wedding Ring
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his, uh ... let's call it his hoho.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoho while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoho.
3) Or finding out your hoho fits through your wedding ring
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoho while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoho.
3) Or finding out your hoho fits through your wedding ring
Thursday, July 17, 2008
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